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• capo4th Frets: 4437

  April 2016

  You dirty bastard !

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• jellyroll Frets: 3074

  April 2016

  "There's a lesson here somewhere..."Dont invite Randall home for tea?

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• RandallFlagg Frets: 14593

  April 2016 edited April 2016

  capo4th said:

  You dirty bastard !

  What? That's a bit harsh

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• RandallFlagg Frets: 14593

  April 2016

  See Also

  Best Wet Ones Antibacterial Wipes Travel Pack Comparison

  Heavens to Betsy, What's wrong with wanting a clean arse?

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• jd0272 Frets: 3871

  April 2016

  I'm with you there bro. Wet wipes all the way.

  "You do all the 'widdly widdly' bits, and just leave the hard stuff to me."

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• stonevibe Frets: 7613

  April 2016

  They block toilets though and don't break down. Just pop your ring under the shower head.... )

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• RandallFlagg Frets: 14593

  April 2016 edited April 2016

  capo4th said:

  You dirty bastard !

  This got me laughing so much the septic tanks in the bar are wondering what's wrong with me! If only they knew I might be deported

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• Sambostar Frets: 8745

  April 2016

  I wipe my ass with junkmail.Soak them first. Them fabric wetwipes block and back up the toilet for miles. I have to deal with that shit. You're an arsehole.

  Backdoor Children Of The Sock

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• RandallFlagg Frets: 14593

  April 2016

  Stop it! i think I'm going to piss myself

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• thomasross20 Frets: 4598

  April 2016

  Haha I love some toilet humour

  My Website

  My Soundcloud
  My YouTube Channel

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• RandallFlagg Frets: 14593

  April 2016

  stonevibe said:

  They block toilets though and don't break down. Just pop your ring under the shower head.... )

  Whatever happended to Bidets? You can never find one when you need one. They were all the rage in the 70s'Why don't you and Diane cound round on Saturday and have a look at our Bidet?'

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• Deijavoo Frets: 3368

  April 2016

  Best thread for about 12 months. The last one was also toilet related.

  Trading History:http://thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57898/deijavoo/p1

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• littlegreenman Frets: 5289

  April 2016

  Really? How many fuckin' wet wipes did you use to block up a bog!?!?!

  Couple of dry wipes and one or two wets should really be enough, and no way would that block a normal bog.

  Either it's a shitty (pun intended) hotel with really bad sewage treatment, or you need a medical intervention

  littlegreenman < My tunes here...

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• RaymondLin Frets: 12938

  April 2016

  Why are you using wet wipes?

  Just damp the tissue under the sink

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• RandallFlagg Frets: 14593

  April 2016 edited April 2016

  littlegreenman said:

  Really? How many fuckin' wet wipes did you use to block up a bog!?!?!

  Couple of dry wipes and one or two wets should really be enough, and no way would that block a normal bog.

  Either it's a shitty (pun intended) hotel with really bad sewage treatment, or you need a medical intervention

  Alright, calm done luv, a couple of reams of dry bog paper, drier and rougher than the my missus's palms and thay are as dry as Ghandi's flip flop after a walk in the desert, let me tell you, followed by 3 wet wipes stacked, wipe and fold, wipe and fold then flush.Jeez, it's not like I rammed a soiled copy of The Sun or half dozen clag ridden dock leaves down there!Badly designed U pipe I reckon, there,s nothing with with my dung funnel, not sure what you are implying? :-)

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• capo4th Frets: 4437

  April 2016

  I think you enjoy moist finger

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• HAL9000 Frets: 10479

  April 2016

  Sambostar said:

  I wipe my ass with junkmail...

  Dear [insert name of company],

  As I write this, i am sitting on the toilet with your catalogue in front of me. Very soon it will be behind me.

  Yours sincerely,

  Hal9000

  Don’t even look at it! Don’t touch it! Don’t point even...ok, you’ve seen enough of that one.

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• chillidoggy Frets: 17142

  April 2016

  You moron, you need to use flushable arse-wipes! Have you learnt nothing from a guitar forum that you're using non-flushable ones?

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• Col_Decker Frets: 2284

  April 2016

  On a related tangent I've woken up today with a Runny Bottom. I don't feel ill and I've got not stomach pains but when I went for morning dump this morning it was like turning on a tap. I daren't fart as I can't risk the gamble.

  Hopefully I'll firm up during the day

  For all your Oasis Tribute band needs: https://www.facebook.com/SupernovaOasisTribute

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• Snap Frets: 6429

  April 2016

  Yep Randall, that's a bad one.
  There's a skill to shitting abroad and I have mastered it. You flush after dump pre wipe. Thus reducing pipe blockade risk.

  You have to think on: with all that travelling and foreign water the chances of the wonderful one sheet glory wipe are low. It's gonna be messy. Best prep the pipes for a good amount of big roll.

  I live a bidet too. Quite common in certain countries. Though I would t let bidet prevalence dictate my travels.

  I too like a wet wipe. I find a little push into the hoop just gets it all clean. And it's a bit fly geeky too.

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